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calzonelover:

how to go down on a girl:

  • make ya tongue stiff
  • lick your thumb
  • use moist thumb to turn the page of your chequebook and give her all your money

(Source: kisslandfan)

twisted-oak:

battlersexual:

fire-raising:

homeboyslife:

actualcorpse:

dont give canadians money

U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing

ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

is canada even real

the whole country is a fucking theme park

sweetsistercersei:

jurassicstark:

not a pope, a khaleesi

#my smoke has turned to black to grey to white

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sansa-snark:

fyeahsophieturner:

According to this exchange, it looks like a famous and much anticipated scene involving Sansa, Margaery, and the Queen of Thorns was filmed recently.