March 2012
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Oh God. So, so true.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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SweetDreamr's Blog: No, I will NOT pity Tyrion nor... →
sweetdreamr:
Spoilers for ‘A Storm of Swords’, et all.
I am so beyond over this whole ‘Sansa’s a bish ‘cause she didn’t fuck Tyrion oh noooeeezzz!!!’ nonesense. So let me hash it out, once and for all.
DEAR GOD, STOP THE PRESSES. A GIRL DOESN’T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER HUSBAND. ZOMG!!!!!
Doesn’t she…
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February 2012
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Arguing with me:
prettypariah:
tyleroakley:
mormonhub:
I can’t wait to use this image as a response.
LOLOL
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japanlove:
time to go to bed…
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littlebirdclegane:
noirecoeursmorts replied to your video: Regina Spektor — Samson Yet another song on the…
AKFDSOK This song ALWAYS makes me cry
OMFG I KNOW. I KNOW.
BUT
Samson came to my bed Told me that my hair was red Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed
YOU JUST CAN’T FIGHT THE LYRICS
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Time to do my homework.....
thefuuuucomics:
Submitted by andy
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Because your pandan cake left you dissatisfied:... →
thesavagesalad:
ALL YOU BADASS TYRELL LADY FOLK WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT SNARK FROM
YOUR SNARK IS SWEETER THAN WHATEVER FICTIONAL CAKE GRRM HAS TO OFFER
MARGAERY LIKE GREETED THE FUCK OUT OF SANSA
I AM SHIPPING THIS IT IS SAILING WATCH ME…
This is ridiculously funny.
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